1. Men remember: women want bright coloured, funny and worthless goodies as a gift.
2. Do's and don'ts when visiting a new mother and baby.
3. Being rude is the only way to get off telemarketers.
4. It should be made illegal to phone while driving a car.
5. Tips to take toll high ways or bridges without paying.
6. Let others pay your holiday trips with the perfect collect call strategy.
7. Decorating your college apartment with a low budget.
8. How to handle well-meaning people you don't like.
9. Effective optical cleaning methods for your home shortly before your parents arrive.
10. The ten commandments in a restaurant boys and girls room.

Ten kid funny speech topic ideas:

1. How to drive the baby-sitter crazy.
2. Tips for choosing a practical lunch box.
3. How to behave in a chique restaurant.
4. How to design your own personal place mat.
5. How to make funny shaped ice cubes.
6. Tips to answer the phone well.
7. Three fun games to play at beach.
8. Sleeping a night in the backyard with a friend.
9. The funniest amusement parks.
10. Ways to re-use stickers that are not sticky anymore. Or list many bumpersticker texts and see if they could be turned into a funny speech topic!